Piggy's Day/Apply for a job
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "I'd like to apply for a job in your hospital."
Owner: "That would be wonderful, because we have a bad shortage on employees. But do you have any medical training?"
You get up exitedly.
Piggy: "DO I? Well, actually I don't, no..."
Owner: "Too bad. But hey, I have a lot of contacts. Just leave your resume and I can recommend you to somebody."
Piggy: "Really?"
Owner: "Oh, yes. You know, you remind me of myself younger. Unemployed, without a clear destination, comatose..."
You've left the room and left the owner rambling to himself.
Piggy: "It's true - I do need a job."
You go around asking friends and friend of friends for jobs. You first head out into the desert to speak with Indiana Stark, an invulnerable and immortal stick-man, who trains Chupacabras.
Piggy: "Hi, Indiana!"
Indiana: "Hm? Oh, Piggy, you've woken up from the coma!"
Piggy: "Yeah. I'm looking for employment. You wouldn't happen to have anything."
Indiana: "Nothing suitable for mortals, really. Chupacabras are hella dangerous - They can run 1200km/h, bite throug bars of duranium, and they have laser vision. Also, this particular one doesn't seem to like you at all."
You slowly back away from the cage.
Piggy: "Uhh... ok, I'll be going, then."
And then:
