Piggy's Day/C. Shooty-Sam

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Piggy: "My answer is A, Sanity-Sam"

Gyorge: "Are you sure about your answer?"

Piggy: "Uuhh.. no."

Gyorge: "Well that's very common in this show. Is that your answer?"

Piggy: "I'll have to go with it."

Gyorge: "Okay."

Silence befalls the studio.

Gyorge: "Piggy..."

Piggy: "Yes?"

Gyorge: "I'm afraid your answer was... WRONG!"

Piggy: "Oh, bugger! Well, at least I didn't really lose anything."

Gyorge: "I wouldn't be so sure. Losing on this show means you'll have to be fed to sharks!"

For a moment you try to comprehend what was just said.

Piggy: "Th.... what?"

Gyorge: "HAHAHAHAAAA! You're not a regular viewer, aren't you? Don't worry, that's just something we say to all contestants to mess with them."

Piggy: "*phew!* Well, that's... Has anyone, like, had a heart attack because of that?

Gyorge: "No, thankfully."

Piggy: "Well, I sure did."

You collapse on the floor and are rushed to the hospital. However, you die on the way.

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