A Superhero Adventure: Man/Unemployed
From Create Your Own Story
You are unemployed and still living with your parents. They've been trying to convince you to get a job, but you refuse, because you have better things to do, like watching football. One day, as you're watching a very important game, the signal is lost. The radio tells you that there's an unusual cloud of radiation in your town due to nuclear tests that are being conducted in the area. You decide to go to the roof and try to get the satellite dish working.
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