Call your best friend Nicole.
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to give Nicole a call. "Hello?" You hear on the other end. "Hey Nicki, it's Heather." you say, trying to suppress your horniness. "Hey Heather, what's up?" your friend says. "Oh, just another crazy day at my house." you grumble. "Just think, you get a whole weekend with them." Nicole chuckles. "Don't remind me." you sigh, "I wish you could come with, Nicki, this is going to suck big time." "Oh, it can't be that bad, Heather." Nicole says. "Right, a whole weekend of every male in my family trying to see me naked." A slight pause has you regretting that last statement, until Nicole says, "Tell me about it. I can't walk 5 feet without running into a brother."