Get a knife and kill yourself

From Create Your Own Story

You grab a Lego knife from your Lego kitchen. You thrust it into your Lego torso, but it simply glances off, since both are made of plastic. You try it again. Again. Nothing.

Maybe this is sign. They do say that people who want to commit suicide just feel stuck or are unhappy with their lives. Perhaps you should...

• Consult a Lego therapist
• Reevaluate your life's purpose
• Volunteer to help a charity or cause
• Search for a more effective way to end it all

You are:

A Lego person (minifigure)