Piggy's Day/Try to escape the complex

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Marine: "We need to move, the ceiling might collapse!"

Captain: "That collapsed hallway might just be our way out of here."

You head up, and find yourself in a massive crater. You are outside. The sky is clear, almost no clouds can be seen. You climb out of the crater, and see flat lands with the occasional piles of organic rubbish spread around.

Piggy: "The bombing has ended."

Captain: "True. It's eerily quiet. Also, I don't think we are in Helt anymore."

Piggy: "Really? How did you figure?"

You can't differentiate any direction, so you just go forward. After half an hour of walking, you come across a farm.

Piggy: "Oh, good. Maybe we can find some food here."

You see a sign saying: "Kep offa me farm!"

Captain: "Best not go inside. IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?"

An old man comes out.

Old man: "Whaddya want?"

Piggy: "I read your signpost."

Old man: "End?"

Piggy: "It was fantastic."

Old man: "Really?"

Piggy: "That was sarcastic."

Old man: "Oh."

Piggy: "You write like a spastic."

Old man: "Ztis goin' sumwere?"

Captain: "Sir, we've recently waded through the depths of Helt and experienced a bombing, and we'd like something to eat."

Old man: "Uuh, sure. Coem on righ 'n."

You are not quite sure what's going on around here. The farm seems to be the only sign of anything miles and miles away. Also, the old couple living in the house seems to own a pink dog. You tell them your story so far, and the old man's wife lets you stay for the night. That night, you wake up hearing strange voices from the closet of your room.

Piggy: "Geez. These guys oughta invest in a good exorsist."

Out of curiosity, you go and see what's making that noise. Can't be worse than Hell, right?"

You open the closet, and see:

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