Spongebob Gone Wrong/Call up Patrick
From Create Your Own Story
Giggling softly, you snatch the phone and dial up Patrick's.
It rings a couple of times until he finally gets it. "Uh? What the fuq? Hello?" He says sleepily into the phone.
You laugh loudly into the phone. "Patrick! My good pal! Wanna come over for jellyfishin?"
There is silence on the other line. "Pat?"
"Sponge, its fuckin 1 am in the fuckin morning. You've been a crap in my ass for two long. I'm gonna come over to kill you. I'll be there in an hour. I'll also ask squid to come to. You a dead fish. Or sponge." He slams the phone.
Wow.
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