Omg what is it?!

From Create Your Own Story

Dylan and Mandi are on the other side of the door, holding a laptop with a charger connected to it! They scream with rage, piling through the door and wrapping the cord around your neck.

You wish at this moment that you had taken your battle ax into the toilet instead of your pizza.

You feebly throw the remainder of your pizza at them. Dylan gasps with horror.

"This is not genuine Domino's (tm) pizza!" he screams, and shoves it down your throat.

Your screams are muffled by a mix of strangulation and stuffed crust pepperoni pizza, and all you can hear over Dylan and Mandi cackling is the sound of a Skype call ringing on the laptop that they're holding.

"This will teach you not to hang up on us, bitch!" Dylan says.

Your eyes roll up in your head, and the last thing you ever remember is emptying your bowels. Good thing you're on a toilet.

THE END.