Eat something in the kitchen with your ax.
From Create Your Own Story
You rip open the refrigerator door and it flies off its hinges, shattering against the kitchen wall. There's leftover pizza in there! You raise your battle ax, hacking at the shelves and destroying everything until the pizza conveniently ricochets off the refrigerator walls and bounces into your hand. You wander around the house eating your pizza, and realize that you have to pee.
What do you want to do?
