Tell him you need the toilet(SLBC)
From Create Your Own Story
"I need the toilet." You tell him.
He finishes his pissing and steps back. "All yours."
You take his place and try to pee, he's still behind you and you're too intimidated to go so you drop the toilet seat and sit down, your thought processes must be scrambled because now your at eye level with his black cock. You stare at it helplessly as he says something.
"Pardon." You ask.
"I said, my little brother Delroy says you two go to the same high school as he does."
You wrack your brains the only Delroy you know is Delroy Tate, the school quarterback all the girls crush on.
"Delroy Tate is your brother?"
"Sure, you don't remember much from last night do you?
"Not after that third drink, no."