Down The Rabbit Hole
From Create Your Own Story
So it's a boring Friday night, and you're sitting at your computer. All day you've been illegally downloading music and looking at pictures of naked ladies, when you come across something completely new. It's a PDF file of a book called The Principia Discordia.
You read through the whole thing, and think to yourself, "Gee, I think I want to become a Discordian." Having thought this thought, you consult the MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things to Do and do one or more or maybe even all of of them.
| The MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things To Do | |||||
| 1 | Declaire yourself a Pope | 2 | Try to summon Eris | π | Go get a hotdog |
| 4 | Print out the contents of the book and eat them | 5 | Start posting Fnords on message boards | 6 | Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism |
| 7 | Give up | 8 | Edit this page | 9⅝ | Do something completely random! |
| 10 | Invest in a printing press | 11 | Arm yourself with jellybeans | 23 | Fnord |
| 13 | Add fake, unclickable links on wiki pages | 14 | This space for rent | 15 | Seek the 23 Apples of Eris |
| 16 | Roll dice | 17 | Explore the Starseed Trance-Mission | 18 | Sing a hymn to Discordianism |
| Status | ||
| Health | 23 | Equipment:
none |
| MP | 23 | |
| Level | 23 | |
