Approach the two female elf guards

From Create Your Own Story

Though it isn't your first choice, you need answers about what's going on, and approach the two guards. They instantly spot you, and point their weapons at you.

"Halt!" they say in unison.

You raise your hands and say, "Please, I mean no harm. I just want to know where I am."

They look at you oddly. "Where you are? You are in the kingdom of our lady, the fair Safaria. This is her castle."

"Safaria? Never heard of her."

"Such insolence!" the brunette shouts as her weapon presses up to your neck. "Speak of our lady in such a manner again, and I shall remove your head from your shoulders. Am I understood?"

You nervously nod. "Perfectly."

The blond guard then circles you, with an odd expression on her face. "Um, I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but, what are you?"

This question is beyond confusing to you, but you answer, "I'm an orc. Haven't you seen an orc before?"

The two of them blush a little. "Well... um, what's an orc?"

This is truly strange. They've never seen or heard of an orc before? "An orc is me. I have no other definition I can give you."

The two guards talk to each other silently for a moment, before the brunette asks, "Where are your breasts? And what is that thing between your legs?"

Now this is getting even stranger. "Um, I'm a male, so I don't have breasts, and this is a penis."

"Peenus? What could such a thing be used for?"

Well, it's clear these women have never seen a man before. let alone an orc. This certainly is a strange land you've stumbled into, wherever it is.

• Educate the two elves on what a cock is used for
• This is simply too strange for you. Run while you still can

Status
Health	Horny, needing a mate	Equipment: chainmail, sword and board
Experience	Virgin
HP	100