Down The Rabbit Hole

From Create Your Own Story

So it's a boring Friday night, and you're sitting at your computer. All day you've been illegally downloading music and looking at porn, when you come across something completely new. It's a PDF file of a book called The Principia Discordia.

You read through the whole thing, and think to yourself, "Gee, I think I want to become a Discordian."

Do you:

• Declaire yourself a Pope
• [Try to summon Eris]
• [Go get a hotdog]
• [Print out the contents of the book and eat them]
• [Start posting Fnords on message boards]
• [Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism]