Jump through the cardboarded window

From Create Your Own Story

You make a mad dash for the window across the room, you slip on the hustler magazine laying on the floor and you rip the center-fold from stem to stern. Fortunately your days in the tibetian monestary save you as you perform an acrobatic head-first dive through the cardboard covered window.

You find yourself falling from several stories up... (You might ask how you are falling from several stories even though you just jumped out of a one-story trailer home. You see, this trailer is on the edge of a very steep hill at the edge of the park, so you can fall a long way.)

Do you:

• Perform a paratrooper roll as you hit the ground
• Grab onto the canvas awning to save yourself
• Enjoy the fall and realize that there is no hope