Adulthood sure bears its perks, you're free to do anythin that doesn't hurt, independent you are, and you've got yourself a car, but oh look--it's time to go to work

From Create Your Own Story

Work is wonderous thing. It gives you cash, so you can buy lots of bling. So, you get into your 'Stang, head to the place to do your thang, and that place obviously being...

• Subway is a restaurant of great splendor, to work there gives you so much pleasure, with a hairnet on your head, and customers to be fed, you get behind the counter and start to render
• Or perhaps your work is that of a cop, you use a .38 Special instead of a mop, putting cuffs on drug dealeers, yelling "hands up" to armed robbers, this job's exciting and you'd never want to stop
• If neither of those suits your tastes, and you believe them both to be wastes, maybe an actor is what you'll be, you live in the Hills of Beverly, you'd better have a pretty darn good-looking face