Limerick

From Create Your Own Story

You are a person of no interest,

Gallumping to reach the sale first.

Just to get clothes,

You climb over a toad,

And get only a witch's curse.

But to continue the story,

A writer must not be gory.

So continue this lore,

To let others read more.

But your jokes better not be corny.

• Note: Replace C with an N,

for mature editors, can (you)?

You'll get more,

of how much (to you)this will be a bore.

Or else, I might try to get you banned.*

So, we must get out of our way,

Something that will change your day.

Of which gender do you arrive.

Note I don not wish to deprive.

You of any content, okay?

Are you a Male, of from masculinity do you hail. Hair would be short, and more often in court, I don't think you seem very frail.

Or are you a girl, from such a gender you unfurl. Quite a good lady,remember to curtsy, and if you need, a stone you can legally hurl.

And to be just fair, although I don't really care. You could be of both, which, couldn't be told in your youth. Your condition is really quite rare.