Y4H: The third state's witness (1)
From Create Your Own Story
DA: Call Agent Joe-Jacques Fozdyke.
A young FBI agent swaggers into the room. In the first few questions, he explains that he's on the Special Theft (Porn) Undercover Investigative Division. The DA starts questioning him in his area of expertise.
DA: Have any infamous porn fences been seen in the area recently?
Joe: Yeah, one of the most notorious, Hayden Dickman.
DA: What sort of items has he dealt in?
Joe: Well, Dickman isn't like your average porn fence. He wants artifacts from the classics! We believe he unloaded the sugar-cane dildo from No Go Po No, the cue stick from Bouncing Balls in Pool Halls, the Kama Sutra cards from The Gambler's Phallusy...
DA: What's the strangest item he's ever dealt in?
Joe: We're not sure, but it might be the detonator from Bouncing Betty Goes Boom.
DA: What about betamax tapes from the 70's?
Joe: There's no doubt that would be right up his street. They say he unloaded a reel tape version of a porn-protest classic - Think of Me as the War. Fuck the War! He got six figures for that.
DA: Now does Dickman work with software?
Joe: He does indeed, including custom jobs for passing along stolen data files, and encrypted pictures of his loot.
DA: And what company does he use for debugging and customizing his software?
Joe: Our investigation's quite clear. He goes exclusively to Telethrust.
Holy crap! That's your company! Do they know?
DA: And are there any Telethrust employees here in town?
Joe: [points to you] Just that guy.
You guess they do. You whisper to Doc, "Shouldn't you be objecting?" He whispers back, "Too late."
DA: No further questions.
Doc wasn't expecting this. (Oh, thank heavens for Whitney!) He looks to you for his inspiration.
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