Read the Dictionary

From Create Your Own Story

You pick up your dictionary and open to a random page. You quickly scan for any dirty words. You cad!! Aren't a little too old for that behavior?? Anyway there aren't any. Not even anything that could slightly be taken the wrong way. Just a jumble of hard to read words... You can't even sound them out. In fact they're so difficult that while you try to comprehend them, you get a sudden aneurysm and fall dead between the pages. Golly.

I-

I guess you lose. Sorry, there.