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- 15:23, 30 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Church, smirch. You're right and you know it (Created page with 'You can't just let the church feed people bullshit that isn't true. Bitches centuries from now would be learning that the Sun revolves around the Earth in school! You can't let t…')
- 15:00, 30 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N I wonder what it's like to be a human... temporarily of course (Created page with 'You travel down to Earth and assume a human form. After 15 minutes of being a human, you are stricken by how indescribably horrid it is. No wonder humans commit suicide so much! …')
- 04:08, 30 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Robbie should not bring Rex--he's a puppet, for Christsake! (Created page with '"Oh, come on, man!" you hear Rex say through the phone. "I have a penis, you know. I could sex you up real good, Tori girl--" "I'll leave him with my mom," Robbie cuts in. Fift…') (top)
- 01:38, 30 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N -It was Principal Franklin!!! (Created page with '"Mother of Obama!" Principal Franklin bellows. "Well, I suppose that is my fault for not knocking." "Principal Franklin," you cry, shuffling to put your pants back on. "Why did …') (top)
- 04:46, 29 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Beg Sikowitz to let you have a different scene partner (Created page with '"Fine," Mr. Sikowitz agrees. "That's just fine. You should do this with a more attractive partner--no offense, Sinjin." "None taken," Sinjin sighs, and slumps back to his seat. …') (top)
- 03:41, 29 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Summon Red Eyes Black Dragon in attack mode (Created page with 'Wait a minute! You're playing YU-GI-OH! with Neville now? *[[The thing said I could do anything in my imagination that complies with rules and standards and such, therefore PLAY …')
- 03:31, 29 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Take over 9000 points from Gryffindor (Created page with '"That's impossible!" shouts Neville. "My scouter must be broken!" Ha, ha, ha! You've got that git just where you want him! *Finish him off with an explosive Kamehameha wave …')
- 03:26, 29 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Yes. He shouts "Ridikkulus!" (Created page with 'Now you're dressed in Neville's grandmother's clothing. That little hobknocker! You've got to get him back. But how? *[[Transform into a wand and use the killing curse on the bas…')
- 03:21, 29 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Shapeshift into whatever the assailant most fears--I'm a boggart cookie, beotch (Created page with 'FWHOOM! You're transformed into... Professor Snape?! Wait. The person trying to eat you is Neville Longbottom? *[[No. It's Neville Papperman, and he's trying to kiss me, like he …')
- 03:17, 29 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Cookie (Created page with 'Oh my Gammit! You're about to be eaten! What do you do? *I can't do anything. I'm a cookie *Grow legs and run away *Grow a penis and urinate on my assailant *[[Shapes…')
- 03:58, 28 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Continue getting louder and more enthusiastic with your pronouncements of Gibby's apparent sex appeal (Created page with '"I mean, look at this fucking sexy-ass dude!" you cry, standing up, commanding all attention in the room. You walk over to Gibby and put your hands on his shoulders. "Uhh, Fredd…')
- 03:44, 28 June 2012 (hist) (diff) Go to the mall looking for some little girls
- 22:46, 27 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N Shoot the guard with the airsoft gun (Created page with 'Without hesitation, you aim your gun at the guard and fire at his legs. Once, twice... three times, four, five, six. He topples, bleeding, crying out in pain. Maybe six shots was…') (top)
- 21:37, 27 June 2012 (hist) (diff) N +Infinity/Espanol (Created page with 'Claro! Cual libro eres? *Soy "La Adventura del Pueblo Desnudo" por Paco "Sucio" Cortez *[[Soy "Pablo Jackson y Los Olympianos: El Larceno de la Electricidad" por Rick Riordan…')
- 21:28, 27 June 2012 (hist) (diff) +Infinity/Book
- 13:35, 26 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N +Infinity/tv/cartoons male (Created page with '"I'm ready!" is the first thing emitted from your speakers. On screen is a living, yellow brick of cheese and a pink, flowered-boxers wearing star-shaped humanoid. You wonder wha…')
- 23:18, 25 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Katie, who's a year younger than you, but wears just as much makeup and loves herself just as much as you love yourself (Created page with 'Katie arrives at your dorm, and immediately gives you a hard hug, which doesn't help your arousal. "What do you want to do, Desiree?" Katie asks. The sound of her smooth, unique…') (top)
- 23:14, 25 May 2012 (hist) (diff) All Adult Stories (→Adult Stories)
- 20:57, 23 May 2012 (hist) (diff) It's winter, so play in the snow! But oh, how the frigid wind blows! This weather's insane, it'll cut me in twain, unless to California I go (top)
- 20:55, 23 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N It's winter, so play in the snow! But oh, how the frigid wind blows! This weather's insane, it'll cut me in twain, unless to California I go (Created page with 'Thinking about that great land, Oh California, how I plan, how I plan! I plan to escape, To start my life--how I wait To start my life in that state Where everyone has a tan…')
- 20:44, 23 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Head to school, play by the pool, bear the weight, of your own mistake, and try not to look a fool. (Created page with 'Taking a step off the bus, you spot your best friend, Gus. You call out his name, He proposes a game, But which to play must be discussed... *[[Four square is a common game …') (top)
- 02:12, 23 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Talk up Gibby for Shannon (Created page with '"So, Shannon..." you say, trying to lay on the Freddie Charm. "Yes, Freddie?" Shannon practically gasps, making an enamored face at you. "Uh..." you stammer, "that Gibby is one…') (top)
- 01:37, 23 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N It's Trina (Created page with '"Trina?" you wonder, opening the door, still naked. "I thought you were in your bedroom...." "Never mind that," Trina instructs hastily. "I can see what you're up to, Tori. Do y…') (top)
- 01:24, 22 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N If neither of those suits your tastes, and you believe them both to be wastes, maybe an actor is what you'll be, you live in the Hills of Beverly, you'd better have a pretty darn good-looking face (Created page with 'In Los Angeles, each day is so fun. The people, the food, and the sun! Sure, there's a bit of crime, but if you've got sense you'll be fine. People come to L.A. because it really…') (top)
- 20:53, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) User talk:Snowball (→Limerick: new section)
- 20:48, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) Adulthood sure bears its perks, you're free to do anythin that doesn't hurt, independent you are, and you've got yourself a car, but oh look--it's time to go to work (top)
- 20:44, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Adulthood sure bears its perks, you're free to do anythin that doesn't hurt, independent you are, and you've got yourself a car, but oh look--it's time to go to work (Created page with 'Work is wonderous thing. It gives you cash, so you can buy lots of bling. So, you get into your 'Stang, head to the place to do your thang, and that place obviously being... *[[S…')
- 03:28, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Have a beer, as a congratulation for a job well done (Created page with 'You crack open a chill Natty Ice as a "well done, fella" gesture. Just as you take the first sip, Desiree, the party's host approaches you. "Hey, Storm," she greets you, with an…') (top)
- 02:56, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Invisible/Girl: Call Maria (Created page with '"You're what?!" Maria cries in disbelief. "That's right," you say matter-of-factly. "I'm invisible, beotch, so why don't you come over?" Maria agrees and in ten minutes, there'…')
- 02:23, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Are you a Male, of from masculinity do you hail. Hair would be short, and more often in court, I don't think you seem very frail. (Created page with 'Now that your gender has been named, You must answer a thing not the same Your age must come to light For only then will we know what's right For which path of life we'll imp…') (top)
- 02:02, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) Category:Limerick (top)
- 01:58, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) m Category:Limerick
- 01:57, 21 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Category:Limerick (Created page with 'To find what you seek, Look below, take a peek For here, you will find A wealth of divine Pages of poetic physique')
- 20:42, 17 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Truth, Robbie (Created page with '"Are you, or are you not, a virgin?" Robbie asks dramatically. "I am not," you reply curtly. "Okay-" "When did you lose your virginity?" Robbie cuts in. "Robbie," you say, ann…') (top)
- 02:37, 14 May 2012 (hist) (diff) TV Shows (top)
- 02:35, 14 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N TV Shows (Created page with 'Perhaps you'll enjoy having X-Rated fun in these G-Rated television programs seen on Disney channel! Fulfill all of those sexual fantasies you thought about while masturbating to…')
- 02:25, 14 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N A sexy male student? (Created page with 'You sit down on the bed and try to remember who might be available for some sex. There's... *[[Eddie, a fellow student at the college and a hulking footballer with a huge motherf…')
- 02:03, 13 May 2012 (hist) (diff) m Victorious: Behind the Scenes (top)
- 23:44, 11 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N You don't want to do this (Created page with '"I don't want to do this," you blurt out, almost crying. You run off of the stage and sit back down. "That's perfectly all right," says Sikowitz comfortingly. "Now, who wants to…') (top)
- 20:51, 11 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Kill Mufasa? (Created page with 'You're name is Scar. You are jealous of your brother, Mufasa, because he is the king of the jungle. You want to be king, so you decide to kill him. You sneak silently through th…')
- 20:46, 11 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N +Infinity/Lion (Created page with 'You wake up in a rolling savana in Africa. There is grass all around, and trees dotting the landscape, which makes hunting very easy for you. Do you: *[[Search for a herd of elk …')
- 20:37, 11 May 2012 (hist) (diff) Resign and make one yourself (top)
- 20:35, 11 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Resign and make one yourself (Created page with 'You open the fridge and throw the mayonnaise, cheese, ham, and bread onto the countertop. Just as you begin to spread the mayonnaise onto a slice of Wonderbread, there comes a kn…')
- 03:08, 10 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Kill the four Earths with the Sun Gun (Created page with 'BLAM. BLAM. BLAM. BLAM. You fire the Sun Gun, once at each of your Earths. They explode in succession, one after the other. Now, there is no Sun, and no Earths. What's the point…')
- 00:50, 10 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Lick the blood from the razorblade.... Yes. You are a vampire. (Created page with 'You glide your tongue along the blade, and taste your own blood on it. Suddely, you tense up. The power of your senses increases exponentially. And you feel but one emotion: thir…') (top)
- 00:43, 10 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N A bloody razorblade, and no--you did not cut your wrists with it; you shaved your pubic hair: duh! (Created page with 'You gaze at the razorblade in your hand. It is spotted with dried blood, from your nether-regions. Looks like you need practice.... *[[Shave your pubes with the razorblade anothe…') (top)
- 20:55, 9 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N "Fuck off, you stupid cunt." (Created page with '"Tori!" your mom gasps, horrified. "What has gotten into you?" She comes closer, looking concerned. "And why are you naked?!" "Mom," you growl, irritated, cleaning the floor fur…') (top)
- 02:38, 9 May 2012 (hist) (diff) User talk:Celeste2008p (top)
- 02:17, 9 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Ignore the annoying voice in your head and decimate the Sun already (Created page with 'You conjure a special firearm, which you design to destroy the Sun. You call it the "Sun Gun". Clever, huh? So, you aim the Sun Gun at the Sun and pull the trigger. BLAM. BLAM. …')
- 02:09, 9 May 2012 (hist) (diff) N Decimate the Sun (Created page with 'But, but all life depends on the Sun! You can't just decimate it! I thought you were supposed to be the epitome of Good! *[[Ignore the annoying voice in your head and decimate th…')
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