Plain belly
From Create Your Own Story
Then ONE day, it seems... while the plain belly Sneetches
Were moping and doping alone on the beaches,
Just sitting there wishing their bellies had stars...
A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars!
"My friends," he announced in a voice clear and keen,
"My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
And I've heard of your troubles. I've heard you're unhappy.
But I can fix that. Im the Fix-It-Up Chappie.
I've some here to help you. I have what you need.
And my prices are low. And I work at great speed.
And my work is one hundred percent guarenteed!"
Then, quickly, Sylvester McMonkey McBean
Put together a very peculiar machine.
And he said, "You want starts like a Star-Belly Sneetch...?
My friends, you can have them for three dollars each!"
"Just pay me your money and hop right aboard!"
And again my friend we have come to a cross,
will you jump in the machine, a 3 dollar loss,
To be like the star bellies and join in the fun?
Or will you avoid this strange outsider, turn away and run?