DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Help principal
From Create Your Own Story
"Principle, Tommy is being a bully again and hurting Terry!" You announce as you burst in, the secretary in the background yelling that the principle is busy, and you need to wait. Of course, Terry is being hurt, so you cannot waste time waiting for the principle to get unbusy.
The principle has a strange look on his face, and you see his arm move up and down. You go around the desk to see what he is doing, and giggle when you see his wee-wee in his hand, rubbing it furiously.
You see it looks red and angry.
"Oh, Mr. Principle! Are you okay?"
His head jerks up and he stares at you.
"It looks like it hurts!" you tell him, worried about how he might be suffering.
He looks at you in shock. "You shouldn't be here."
"But...here, let me help." You grab his wee-wee and start trying to rub it like he did.
"You shouldn't do that," he tell you.
"But, it is really red. It looks like something is wrong with it. Should I ask the front desk lady to call a doctor or something?"
He shakes his head and replies, "No, and you shouldn't tell anyone what you saw." He doesn't stop you though as you rub and pat his wee-wee.
"Oh, why not?" Then you remember that doctors can't tell other people about medical things, and realize maybe they are not supposed to tell. "I understand. People are not allowed to tell other people medical things. So I should not tell anyone about your hurt wee-wee."
He looks at you puzzled, yet still nods his head. "Yes." His voice seems a bit strained.
"Well, my mom always gives me a kiss when I have an owie." With that, you lean down and kiss his wee-wee.
It feels hot to your lips. Maybe he burned it? That was probably the reason it hurt. But you puzzle how rubbing would help when you burned your wee-wee. Like, when you touched the hot stove, you put your fingers in your mouth to help sooth the burning.
Yes, that is why it isn't working. I will put it in my mouth to help. You think, and promptly put your lips around his wee-wee.
His eyes go wide, but the rest of him goes all ridged.