Piggy's Day/Break
From Create Your Own Story
Captain: "Perhaps this is the self-destruct button?"
The captain presses the "Break" button. The monitors shut down, two cups of warm coffee are ejected onto the table from a tube, and a radio starts playing soft music.
Piggy: "Hey, that's convinient! I need a break-button in my house as well."
Piggy 2B0F36: "I HATE hoomin music. It's such a bunch of meaningless, spineless love stories!"
Piggy 2B0F36 gives the radio a hard punch. The radio station changes, and starts playing death metal. This resonates differently with him.
Piggy 2B0F36: "Now this I like! What is this?"
Piggy: "That's... I think that's some hardcore form of metal. I'm not the most familiar with..."
Piggy 2B0F36: "Never mind what it is. The sound of it is something I've never heard of before."
Captain: "On other news, shall I continue pressing these buttons?"
Piggy 2B0F36: "No! I've got a waaay better idea. Let's ditch our plans of destroying the world, and become a metal band!"
A.I. Piggy: "Eh, what?"
Piggy 2B0F36: "We could be named The Aborted Fetuses! We'd make the angstiest, skull-breakingest, ear-rapingest songs of all!"
A.I. Piggy: "But we're in a control room on the brink of destroying the world! Also, The Horsemen o' Apocalypse would be a more fitting name."
Piggy: "That's just bullshit. You can't spell Horsemen without semen."
A.I. Piggy: "I don't think that'd be a liability for our genre."
Piggy: "It's The Aborted Fetuses, dammit!"
A.I. Piggy: "The Horsemen o' Apocalypse!"
