It's winter, so play in the snow! But oh, how the frigid wind blows! This weather's insane, it'll cut me in twain, unless to California I go

From Create Your Own Story

Thinking about that great land,

Oh California, how I plan, how I plan!

I plan to escape,

To start my life--how I wait

To start my life in that state

Where everyone has a tan

• I know I'm just a kid, but there's a pain which I have to rid. I need to abscond, to the land of bleach-blondes, so I'll go to Cali, or forever remain wishing I did
• Sure, to live in SoCal would be great, but not even old enough to date. I wouldn't make it alive, I'm not much older than five, so I guess I'll just stay in this state