Limerick

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You are a person of no interest, Gallumping to reach the sale first.

Just to get clothes,

You climb over a toad,

And get only a witch's curse.

But to continue the story,

A writer must not be gory.

So continue this lore,

To let others read more.

But your jokes better not be corny.

So, we must get out of our way,

Something that will change your day.

Of which gender do you arrive.

Note I don not wish to deprive.

You of any content, okay?

[[Are you a Male,

of from masculinity do you hail.

Hair would be short,

and more often in court,

I don't think you seem very frail.]]

[[Or are you a girl,

from such a gender you unfurl.

Quite a good lady,

remember to curtsy,

and if you need, a stone you can legally hurl.]]

[[And to be just fair,

although I don't really care.

You could be of both,

which, couldn't be told in your youth.

Your condition is really quite rare.]]