Run out the door screaming like a little baby

From Create Your Own Story

You run out the door as fast as you can, screaming. Your concerned neighbors call the police and when the police come you say that there is a one-eyed mumbler in your house. They decide to call the PET team to take you in. A week later, you find yourself in a home, rocking back and forth uttering, "The mumbler, the mumbler."

The End.