Politely introduce yourself
From Create Your Own Story
She may be weird and dangerous but she isn't attacking you right now, so for now you decide to just introduce yourself.
"I am Marisa Kirisame" she answers, still weirded out by the fact that you are male. "So why are you here. This is the magical forest and it's actually usually deserted because most people lose their way and end up eating poisonous mushrooms."
You look around you at all the mushrooms around you. They look tasty though you prefer normal meat and vegetables. "I have no clue why I am here. I remember falling and landing in this forest and finding you. I just want to go home and I promise I won't tell anyone about what i saw you do. I don't even know anyone in here."
"If you do, I'll put my Masterspark so deep inside your ass that you'll spit up stars, daze!"
You aren't quite sure what she meant with that, but the threat is scary enough to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life.
"I won't tell. Can you please show me the way out of here?"
"Sorry no can do."
"But why? I need to get home!"
"If you leave there's a chance you'll tell someone. If you stay right here you won't."
"But how will i get home??"
"I don't think I'll let you go home."
"What!?"
"Besides. You're a guy. This is an opportunity and I am not going to waste it!" She points her finger at you in the most dramatic way possible.
"What do you-"
She grabs you and holds you firmly. "You're coming with me" she says.
