Magic Keyboard-Freakout.
From Create Your Own Story
"WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PLACE??!!!" You scream while running around in circles. What if you got kidnapped? What if you got drugged? What if you had a "Hangover" weekend? You bowels suddenly begin to gurgle. Wait, wait wait. Where the bleep is the bathroom?! Where's the kitchen?! How can you live without a TV??! What do you do??!!!
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