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- 19:03, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Forgot tuning and move on some repertoire (Created page with '"Okay you bees" you say, "time to make some honey". You look on your stand and find that there are a few pieces on your stand. Which should you do first? *[[Rehearse Rimsky-Kor…')
- 18:56, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling
- 18:53, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination (top)
- 18:52, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination
- 18:47, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N The Conductor- Introduce yourself (Created page with 'You clear your throat and say: "Hi new concertmaster! You are my queen bee and I am your beekeeper. If you make honey for me, great things will happen to me and then you will go…')
- 18:35, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling
- 18:35, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling
- 18:34, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling
- 18:33, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling (Created page with 'To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this succession of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are d…')
- 18:28, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Promote a violist (top)
- 18:27, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Promote a violist (Created page with 'Oops! You have thrown the universe in disarray. You have caused the space-time continuum to contradict itself, and now it ceases to be. The last thing you hear before you cease t…')
- 18:18, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Break tradition, and just promote of the violists (Created page with 'You decide that because you are in a pinch, you can just promote one of the those 3rd violins, er, violas, to concertmaster. No one will know the difference. *[[Promote a violis…') (top)
- 18:16, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Impale this challenger from behind with your baton (top)
- 18:15, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Impale this challenger from behind with your baton
- 18:14, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Look for a new concertmaster (Created page with 'You realize the concertmaster cycle has begun all over again now that Frank Huang has melted into the floor. Now you must choose a new concertmaster. You can either honor traditi…') (top)
- 17:58, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Head over to rehearsal (top)
- 17:54, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Tune the orchestra (top)
- 17:50, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination
- 17:49, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Smash his oboe (top)
- 17:37, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination
- 17:37, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination (Created page with 'You yell at Liang Wang and say "You are fired for his insubordination". He raises his hands above his head, and like Frank Huang, melts into the floor. *[[Forgot tuning and mov…')
- 17:30, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Smash his oboe
- 17:29, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Smash his oboe (Created page with 'You take his multi-thousand dollar oboe and repeatedly smash it on the floor. As you keep smashing it, you can see pictures of the man he wished to become fall out of the bore of…')
- 17:24, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Tune the orchestra (Created page with 'You point to your principal oboe Liang Wang and ask him for a couple dozen A's because one of the damn trombones can never get in tune. However, when Liang puts his oboe to his m…')
- 17:18, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Fire him for his insubordination (Created page with 'You turn to Frank Huang and sternly shout: "You are Frank Huang, concertmaster of the New York Philharmonic, but not anymore because I'm firing you for insubordination!" Frank …')
- 17:11, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) No, these are not my musicians
- 17:10, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Okay, these are my musicians (Blanked the page) (top)
- 17:09, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) These are not my musicians (top)
- 17:07, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Ask him what he is doing standing on your podium (Created page with 'You ask this challenger what intentions he may have standing on YOUR podium. He turns around and you see it is Frank Huang, your concertmaster, tuning the orchestra. *[[Fire him…') (top)
- 17:05, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Impale this challenger from behind with your baton (Created page with 'Oops! Looks like you just killed Frank Huang, your concertmaster. He was about to tune the orchestra because you were running late after yelling at a church for not worshiping yo…')
- 16:57, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Head over to rehearsal (Created page with 'You arrive at David Geffen Hall and see a one of the musicians standing on your podium. *Impale this challenger from behind with your baton *[[Ask him what he is doing stand…')
- 16:51, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Let out the Bassoonist you kept in your closet as punishment because they couldn't count
- 16:50, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!" (top)
- 16:47, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Let out the Bassoonist you kept in your closet as punishment because they couldn't count (Created page with 'In a rare moment of mercy, you decide your Bassoonist has endured enough and should be let out of your closet. You unlock the door and find he has lost his mind from listening to…')
- 16:40, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!"
- 16:39, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!" (Created page with 'You open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!" 174 times, one for each year the New Philharmonic has been in existence. The earth shakes with your proclamation. You …')
- 16:30, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Yell at your clock for being out of time and not watching you (Created page with 'You turn to your clock and yell: "You fucking dumb clock! Why can't you count! All you have to do is count to 60 and look for my cue! This is the 5th cue you've missed today!" …') (top)
- 16:23, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) m The Conductor (top)
- 16:19, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Okay, these are my musicians (Created page with 'Follow this link: http://editthis.info/create_your_own_story/I%27m_Alan_Gilbert_and_these_are_my_musicians Category: The Conductor')
- 16:17, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N I'm Alan Gilbert and these are my musicians (Created page with 'Yes, that is correct! Rehearsal starts in 10 minutes. What should you do? *Yell at your clock for being out of time and not watching you *[[Open your window and shout "I am…') (top)
- 16:09, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) No, these are not my musicians
- 16:08, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) No, these are not my musicians
- 16:03, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) No, these are not my musicians (Blanked the page)
- 16:02, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) The Conductor
- 16:01, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) The Conductor
- 15:59, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N No, these are not my musicians (Created page with 'Whoops! You're inability to accept these musicians as your bees and that you are the master of their honey has cost you your job. Now, you are unemployed with no actual skills t…')
- 15:51, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) These are not my musicians
- 15:51, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N The Conductor (Created page with 'Congratulations! You are Alan Gilbert, the conductor of the New York Philharmonic Orchestra! Your job is relatively simple, all you have to do is wave your baton around and make…')
- 15:49, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N These are not my musicians (Created page with 'No, these are your musicians. *Okay, these are my musicians *These are not my musicians Category: The Conductor')
- 15:32, 9 April 2016 (hist) (diff) All Mature Stories (→Mature Stories)
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