TPM: Obi-Wan Kenobi: Train outside the Royal Starship
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Revision as of 01:19, 26 January 2011
You excuse yourself and leave the ship, stepping out into the cool desert night air. You see Captain Panaka and walk over to talk to him, apparently standing guard. As you walk up next to him you realize that he's actually calmly masturbating.
"Don't give me that look Jedi," he says, not even stopping mid jerk. "I'm the Captain of the Queen's guard constantly surrounded by gorgeous handmaidens I'm not even allowed to get a handjob from so yeah, I spend a lot of time 'on watch'. I mean you must jerk off constantly what with not being able to fuck EVER."
You've never masturbated. Once.
