TPM: Yousa getting bored. Just blow yousa wad already.
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*[[TPM: Run at him from the front and make a lot of noise!]] | *[[TPM: Run at him from the front and make a lot of noise!]] | ||
*[[TPM: Play it sneakylike and get him from behind...]] | *[[TPM: Play it sneakylike and get him from behind...]] | ||
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{{StarStatus|char=Jar-Jar Binks |movie=The Phantom Menace}} | {{StarStatus|char=Jar-Jar Binks |movie=The Phantom Menace}} | ||
Current revision as of 00:47, 26 January 2011
Yousa feel yousaself cummin' and speed up da wankin'. Yousa woop loud as yousa blow yousa load, splattering yousa face and vest with yousa white slop. Yousa lick the jizz off yousa fingers, but da tastys aren't enough to satisfy yousa. Yousa slump disappointed but suddenly hear something walking through the jungle towards yousa. Yousa duck behind a tree and peek out seeing a strange looking Naboo walking about. Hesa young with short hair and long ponybraid, and funky weird robes yousa no see before. Yousa lick yousa lips; it been long time since yousa got to fuck anyting other than livestock, and even longer since you last fucked people; since a group of bombad Naboo go camping in the jungle and yousa kidnap one which yousa played with for days. This human is young and pretty, almost like a girl though yousa pretty sure hesa a man, and all sweaty from the jungle heat. Yousa getting crazy hard again just looking at hesa and yousa ready to make yousa move...
- TPM: Run at him from the front and make a lot of noise!
- TPM: Play it sneakylike and get him from behind...
| Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga |
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| Character: |
| Jar-Jar Binks |
| Setting: |
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| The Phantom Menace |
