Jedi Master Yoda, little green motherfucker and your boss.
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You see Master Yoda sitting serenely in his council chair, meditating quietly. He opens his big bulgy eyes as he hears you enter. "Good morning Master Windu." he chirps calmly. His fat little eyes widen as he sees your uncomfortably strict erection, surprised. Being an all-knowing master of the Force he is more than aware of your little excursions to the corners of the galaxy, fucking whatever you see, but he rarely sees your gear in go position. "A predicament have you..." he murmurs, caught off guard.
"Yeah. A motherfucking predicament." You say, gearing up to go. "I got to deal with this predicament before I can start with the rest of my motherfucking day, and I'm thinking your the only one in this goddamn building who can survive what I got to do to deal. I'm doing this whether you ready or not, so get your shit together. I'm coming."
You can hardly see him from across the room, but the little toad seems to lick his little green lips with his tiny pink tongue.
