AW David Work
From Create Your Own Story
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“Would you believe that I’ve started my own business? It’s become wildly successful.”
“I don’t,” Tessa teased, “but I’ll play along. What kind of business?”
“Manure. You wouldn’t believe what people will pay for someone else’s shit.”
A laugh escaped her lips before she could stop herself. “No… seriously.”
“We call it fertilizer, but yes, that’s what I do. I take cow pies and turn them into gold. Farmers love me.”
“And I’m sure a few farmer daughters?”
“Not really. I usually have trouble picking up women.”
“I don’t believe that YOU have trouble finding women,” Tessa replied.
“I do,” David explained. “The truth is that I just get tired of getting rejected, you know?”
That touched her. “I do understand. It’s rough putting your heart out there.”
David nodded. “Are you alone here?”
“Afraid so.”
“Well,” he raised an eyebrow, “if you’re available after the wedding, maybe you’ll save me a dance?”
“Sure,” she smiled in reply.
