Run away, this is your last chance

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You run like crazy, though after a few meters you trample and land face first in a group of red fungi. You turn around a see the girl floating on her broom, charging a small wooden thing she holds in her hand.

"MASTEEERR SPAARRKKKK" you hear her yell.
You see a curtain of white come straight at you and surrounding you like a hug. You close your eyes. It's actually nice and warm, not really as you expected. You open your eyes and see her still floating at the same position with smoke coming out of the weird thing she held in her hand.
"Why... why won't this work?" She says. "Nobody has ever survived this."
"Don't ask me. I don't even know what the hell is going on."
"Nobody knows what's going on in this world... that's what makes it so great!" the girl says. "Everyone knows there's no common sense in Gensokyo."
"What do you mean there's no common sense?"
"Well nothing really makes sense in this world you know. I fight with the power of love, also known as a giant fucking laser. Some of my friends are vampires who look like lolis with diapers on their heads. I know a bunny from the moon that is always stoned and a retarded raven from hell that mastered Nuclear Fusion."
You didn't have much to say.
"If nothing makes sense..." she continued "why even bother. Why would I even care about if you can see me naked or have seen me have sex with a mushroom. I shouldn't worry about things like that, i should just take this one chance i have of having a real penis inside me."
What. She didn't really made any sense anymore... Did she go crazy? Did anything even make sense? Or did the writer of this story just get bored and did he want to end this no matter what kind of Sense ex Machina he had to use?
Before you could answer the questions the girl was already on top of you. You tried to resist but what for? She takes off your pants and puts your rock hard dick in her mouth.