Hide behind the sofa like a girly man
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cowering behind the sofa, you see a massive bald creature appears from the rift. Although comletely hairless it resembles an oversized homosapien. As it strides menacingly toward you it tosses the sofa out of its way like a feather. Reaching out he grasps your neck and squeezes the life out of you.
The last words to escape your lips are ones of terrible realisation:
"its..... Vin..... Diesel"
The monster drops your lifeless corpse to the ground, turns and leaves calmly.
