Try to get all three girls in trade for the teenage virgin blonde you're trading
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Revision as of 14:35, 1 January 2014
In your best poker voice, you tell the girl at the other end of the line, "I'll take 'em."
"Which one, Sir?"
"All of them, of course."
"We couldn't possibly offer you a three-for-one trade, Sir. These are beautiful, well-trained, obedient girls."
"Hey, just who are you trying to kid," you respond. "We both know that none of these girls are likely to appeal much to your regular clientele. I know the score; if somebody like me doesn't come along and take them off your hands you'll have to dump them at a steep discount. The arab trade won't touch them, because they may like buxom American teens, but they want scared little rabbits who have been freshly abducted so that they can humiliate them and have the personal pleasure of breaking them. You'll probably get no more than a quarter of what my little virgin will bring you at the next auction for all three of them combined. But I'm willing to take them off your hands because I'm an immediate gratification kind of guy and don't want to have to wait to sell mine before I can buy yours. Especially since, if your auctions always follow the same pattern, girls like you're offering will all be auctioned off before they get around to big ticket items like my pre-teen virgin. Then I'd have to wait around until the following auction to get the sort of girls I'm looking for."
"Well, Sir, I'm sure, once the girl was duly consigned to the auction and in our possession, allowing us to undertake our usual thorough evaluation, profiling, background checks, and, if necessary, identity erasure, that we would be happy to extend you a line of credit for bidding on earlier offerings based on a not inconsiderable percent of anticipated minimum profit for you after the house fees for our services."
"That might work, so long as you are sure to base that percentage off what you safely consider my minimum profit. I wouldn't want to end the evening owing more than I'd made because you folks misplaced a decimal point or something."
"There is the option, Sir, at a slight additional fee, to have the house itself set a minimum bid equal to the amount which the house guarantees to purchase the offered lot if no one bids. Then we could limit your line of credit to that amount minus house fees. However, such an amount, going on what data I currently have about the girl in question, would be unlikely to be sufficient to successfully place winning bids on all three of the girls in which you are interested. If the bidding is particularly competitive that night, it might not even suffice for two, even though such a bidding environment would likely drive your actual profit on the girl you're offering far higher than that minimum bid line of credit. If you're interested, it is within my discretionary authority to offer you your choice of any two of the three girls you've considered in direct trade for the one you're offering. While you wouldn't have the chance to try them out in advance like you very likely would at the actual auction, it will guarantee you the acquisition of your two favorites at no risk to you. Which option do you prefer, Sir?"
Do you:
- Trade the blonde for Colleen and Echo
- Trade the blonde for Echo and Misty
- Trade the blonde for Misty and Colleen
- Insist on a three-for-one trade
- Arrange pick-up of the blonde and tell her you'll make your decision regarding credit options after they evaluate the girl
- Tell her you'll think about it then go see Rod to see if he can make you a better offer
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location:
Inside your van not far from The Costume Shop |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 5 | |
