R: "I remember everything about you. I can't help it, pal, so move on."

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"Look, bro," you say calmly. "I can't help it that I remember everything. We did grow up in the same house, if I may jog your memory for a moment."

"What?" May screams. "This warped piece of shit is your brother, Richard?"

"I'm afraid so, May," you reply, your voice gentle and soothing. "The only thing I don't know is why he's being such an idiot. If he had the brains God gave a doorknob, he'd let us all go right away and turn himself in to a mental hospital. It's obvious that he's not in his right mind."

"That's enough out of both of you!" your brother roars. "One more word and I'll kill you both with that gas!"

"You said that last time." You say coldly.

" I said shut up! "

• R: "Shall we let the other guy state his case, now that we've heard from May?"
• R: Smash the Walkie Talkie