Unzip your dad's pants

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Revision as of 02:03, 20 March 2012

You smile to yourself as you look around to make sure nobody is watching, which nobody ever does, as you slowly guide your hand under the bar table and rest your hands upon your dad's crotch. You then proceed with unzipping your dad's pants. He snorts a few times, but you know he won't wake up with something like this. When you have fully zipped his pants down, you realize that he isn't wearing any form of underclothing and you smirk and softly mutter, "Like father, like daughter."

As you're about to decide what to do next, a bar wench comes up to your table. She can't see where your hand is as of yet, but you wonder if you'd like to change that.

"Well, aren't you a bit too young to be in here?" the pretty bar wench asks with a smile.

"Why yes, ma'am. But you see, this here is my father and my mom asked me to bring him back home. She would have done so herself, but she's at work."

"Oh, I see. Well, let me know if there is anything I can do to help you."

"Well, yes. I was actually wondering if ..."

Do you ask:

• "...if you would like to help me with this?" and show her your dad's penis
• "...there was a room I can take him to for privacy. So nobody tries to steal any of his money while he's asleep, like last time."

Or do you:

• Leave emo girl and shift into the pretty bar wench