Get outta there!!!
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Current revision as of 16:24, 14 November 2011
You head to the door but your legs get blown off. You keep crawling your ass out the door but the masked weirdo pulls it and throws you across the restaurant.
The masked weirdo gets off with the dough and some mustard stains while you remain wheelchair-bound for the rest of your life. It is a tragedy. It's harder to do the things you normally did before without the assistance of others. Soon you become a burden on everyone and they leave you. You are lonely and depressed, but at least you have a nice alcohol-soaked beard to make things better. But are they really?
There are only three things you can do:
