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A meteor crashes into the castle and obliterates it. You win. You are awarded some fancy-ass award posthumously.  
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A meteor crashes into the castle and obliterates it. You win. Here's how you did:
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-You '''did not survive''' as a '''human'''.
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-Count Jadwigski is '''dead'''.
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-You participated in the death of '''almost 1''' other innocent person.
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-You participated in the death of '''1''' animal.
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-You '''did not''' retrieve your sheep.
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-You '''did not''' cure poverty.
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-You '''did not''' eliminate hunger.
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-You lost '''1''' pint of blood.
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-You '''did not gain any''' extra blood.
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-You inflicted '''I don't remember, about $2,000, I think''' of property damage.
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Based upon these criteria, you are awarded the '''Slightly Dull Gold Badge of the Aspiring Killer, Crappy Samaritan, and Nascent Pillager'''.
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Picture coming soon!
[[Category:Let's Burn Down a Castle]][[Category:Endings]]
[[Category:Let's Burn Down a Castle]][[Category:Endings]]

Revision as of 17:48, 25 May 2010

A meteor crashes into the castle and obliterates it. You win. Here's how you did:

-You did not survive as a human.

-Count Jadwigski is dead.

-You participated in the death of almost 1 other innocent person.

-You participated in the death of 1 animal.

-You did not retrieve your sheep.

-You did not cure poverty.

-You did not eliminate hunger.

-You lost 1 pint of blood.

-You did not gain any extra blood.

-You inflicted I don't remember, about $2,000, I think of property damage.


Based upon these criteria, you are awarded the Slightly Dull Gold Badge of the Aspiring Killer, Crappy Samaritan, and Nascent Pillager.

Picture coming soon!

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