Push him out of the bed and tell him to get the hell out

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You scream at him and push him out of the bed. You hear him hit his head on your wood floor, but he doesn't get up. Must be out cold.

You shower, get dressed, have breakfast. When he still hasn't shown his face, you go back to your room.

Where did the guy go?

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 You shower, get dressed, have breakfast.  When he still hasn't shown his face, you go back to your room.
-He's right where you left him.  Seems he cracked his skull when he hit the floor.  His body is cold and he has no pulse.  He's quite dead.
+Where did the guy go?
+*[[Nowhere. He's still on the floor, dead with a cracked skull]]
-Do you:
+*[[Just behind the door, angry as hell and ready to rape your snotty little ass]]
-*[[Leave your life behind and head to a non-extradition country.]]
+*[[He's gone. Apparently he didn't like being shoved out of bed like that.]]
-*[[Sigh, mutter "Not again," get one of your spellbooks from your bedside bookshelf, and bring him back to life.]]
+{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Clean|MP=0|Level=1}}
-*[[Throw him out your window into the dumpster directly below.  No one will ever be the wiser.]]
-*[[Immediately drop to the floor and begin lapping up his blood in orgasmic excstasy.]]
-{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Bothered|MP=0|Level=1}}
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