Kiss Batman on the mouth
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*[[Assure Batman you had everything handled and don't need his help.]] | *[[Assure Batman you had everything handled and don't need his help.]] | ||
*[[Awkwardly leave while his back is turned.]] | *[[Awkwardly leave while his back is turned.]] | ||
+ | *[[Suck Batman's cock.]] | ||
{{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=40}} | {{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=40}} | ||
[[Category: Superdickery]] | [[Category: Superdickery]] |
Current revision as of 15:33, 6 May 2020
Batman stares at you like a cardboard cutout, then after an awkward silence, asks, "You under that pink kryptonite stuff again?"
He doesn't wait for a response as the crooks are no longer stunned. With all the ninja tactics one should come to expect from a chiroptera cosplayer, he lobs a Batarang off of each criminals' skull and rushes forth to scoop the kryptonite into a small lead box. You wave your arms dimly, but aren't much help.
As Batman subdues the nefarious criminals, he makes conversation.
Do you:
- Ask Batman what he's doing in Metropolis.
- Assure Batman you had everything handled and don't need his help.
- Awkwardly leave while his back is turned.
- Suck Batman's cock.
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Health | 40 | Equipment:
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