Adventures of Indiana Zach
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| - | You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away. | + | You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away. You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”. You are of a race called Lilpir. |
| - | You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”. | + | |
| - | You are of a race called | + | Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto "The Smudge". |
| - | Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto | + | |
| - | You ask it what its name is and it hits a translator disc on | + | You ask it what its name is and it hits a translator disc on its belt then it replies, “My name is Zach.” |
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You scream in fear and then ask what a Zach is. | You scream in fear and then ask what a Zach is. | ||
| - | Zach replies “I am a human from a galaxy named after a candy bar.” | + | |
| - | You reply “The Milky Way?” | + | Zach replies, “I am a human from a galaxy named after a candy bar.” |
| - | Zach then says “How did you know the name?” | + | |
| - | You reply yet again “We have a candy bar here with that name, although it would probably be toxic for you. If you tried some you would die an incredibly painful death.” | + | You reply, “The Milky Way?” |
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| + | Zach then says, “How did you know the name?” | ||
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| + | You reply yet again, “We have a candy bar here with that name, although it would probably be toxic for you. If you tried some you would die an incredibly painful death.” | ||
You: | You: | ||
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*[[Give Zach food he can eat]] | *[[Give Zach food he can eat]] | ||
*[[Play Call of Duty 4 with Zach]] | *[[Play Call of Duty 4 with Zach]] | ||
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*[[Play Homeworld 2 with Zach]] | *[[Play Homeworld 2 with Zach]] | ||
*[[Play Halo with Zach]] | *[[Play Halo with Zach]] | ||
| + | '''NOTE TO EDITORS''': Please do not cause Zach to experience extravagant or un-necessary pain. If you do this you shall be prosecuted by the laws set down in the Shadow Proclamation. [[Category: Adventures of Indiana Zach]] | ||
Current revision as of 02:25, 14 June 2008
You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away. You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”. You are of a race called Lilpir.
Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto "The Smudge".
You ask it what its name is and it hits a translator disc on its belt then it replies, “My name is Zach.”
You scream in fear and then ask what a Zach is.
Zach replies, “I am a human from a galaxy named after a candy bar.”
You reply, “The Milky Way?”
Zach then says, “How did you know the name?”
You reply yet again, “We have a candy bar here with that name, although it would probably be toxic for you. If you tried some you would die an incredibly painful death.”
You:
- Let Zach choose
- Teleport Zach back to Earth
- Play StarCraft with Zach
- Give Zach food he can eat
- Play Call of Duty 4 with Zach
- Play Homeworld 2 with Zach
- Play Halo with Zach
NOTE TO EDITORS: Please do not cause Zach to experience extravagant or un-necessary pain. If you do this you shall be prosecuted by the laws set down in the Shadow Proclamation.
