Commit suicide by crashing the Volvo at its top speed
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You hit the accelerator and get up to 100 mph. | You hit the accelerator and get up to 100 mph. | ||
You take off your seat belt and drive the car into a telephone pole. The car impacts against the pole, which slices through it as if it were butter. You lurch forward and smash through the windshield. You fly for what seems like a mile and slide several yards across the concrete. As you lose consciousness, you realize you will never walk the streets of Manhattan again, alone or otherwise, but you don't really care. | You take off your seat belt and drive the car into a telephone pole. The car impacts against the pole, which slices through it as if it were butter. You lurch forward and smash through the windshield. You fly for what seems like a mile and slide several yards across the concrete. As you lose consciousness, you realize you will never walk the streets of Manhattan again, alone or otherwise, but you don't really care. | ||
- | '''YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY DEAD.''' | + | '''YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY DEAD. AND YOU ARE AN HERO.''' |
+ | {{WEStatus|Equipment=''SMALL BACKPACK, TRAIL MIX, 3 ENERGY BARS, SM FLASHLIGHT,AA BATTERIES, BASEBALL BAT, VOLVO KEYS, PIECES OF VOLVO, DEAD BODY ''|Health=0|Location=The Afterlife}} | ||
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Current revision as of 21:50, 14 January 2011
You hit the accelerator and get up to 100 mph.
You take off your seat belt and drive the car into a telephone pole. The car impacts against the pole, which slices through it as if it were butter. You lurch forward and smash through the windshield. You fly for what seems like a mile and slide several yards across the concrete. As you lose consciousness, you realize you will never walk the streets of Manhattan again, alone or otherwise, but you don't really care.
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY DEAD. AND YOU ARE AN HERO.
World's End Status | ||
Health | 0 | Equipment:
SMALL BACKPACK, TRAIL MIX, 3 ENERGY BARS, SM FLASHLIGHT,AA BATTERIES, BASEBALL BAT, VOLVO KEYS, PIECES OF VOLVO, DEAD BODY |
Location | The Afterlife |