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-	THE CLEAVER CHOPS into your SHOULDER! It's just a FLESH WOUND! YOU SWING and HIT the CHEF'S FOREARM!	+	A meteor crashes into the castle and obliterates it. You win. Here's how you did:
-	Random choice!	+	-You '''did not survive''' as a '''human'''.
-	*[[LBDAC- ohhoasdthhhhhhgdfsfsggggfhdgfhdaisufg| A]]	+
-	*[[LBDAC- fgafgsfdfsishfdgfdhhggggggghufjjjg| B]]	+
-	*[[LBDAC- ohdfgddsffdsfgfhohhhhhhhasgggggsjjjjjfsufg| C]]	+
-	*[[LBDAC- OJjjjfdfsdsfdgdfgsufg| D]]	+
-	<table width="100%">	+	-Count Jadwigski is '''dead'''.
-	<tr>	+
-	<td bgcolor="#LLCLL" valign="top" width="100%" colspan="3"> <b>Status</b>	+
-	</td></tr>	+
-	<tr>	+
-	<td bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="8%"> Health	+
-	</td><td bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="8%"> Bandaged leg	+
-	</td><td bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="84%" rowspan="3"> Equipment:	+
-	<p><i>[[Pants]], [[hand-rake]], [[half bag of cabbages]], [[pitchfork]], [[meat cleaver]]</i>	+
-	</p>	+
-	</td></tr>	+
-	<tr>	+
-	<td bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top"> Property Damage Inflicted	+
-	</td><td bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top"> $2431	+
-	</td></tr>	+
-	<tr>	+
-	<td bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top"> Blood	+
-	</td><td bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top"> 10.7 pints	+
-	</td></tr></table>	+
-	[[Category:Let's Burn Down a Castle]]	+	-You participated in the death of '''almost 1''' other innocent person.
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		+	-You participated in the death of '''1''' animal.
		+
		+	-You '''did not''' retrieve your sheep.
		+
		+	-You '''did not''' cure poverty.
		+
		+	-You '''did not''' eliminate hunger.
		+
		+	-You lost '''1''' pint of blood.
		+
		+	-You '''did not gain any''' extra blood.
		+
		+	-You inflicted '''I don't remember, about $2,000, I think''' of property damage.
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		+	Based upon these criteria, you are awarded the '''Slightly Dull Silver Badge of the Aspiring Killer, Crappy Samaritan, and Nascent Pillager posthumously'''.
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		+	Picture coming soon!
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		+	[[Category:Let's Burn Down a Castle]][[Category:Endings]]

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Current revision as of 21:40, 26 May 2010

A meteor crashes into the castle and obliterates it. You win. Here's how you did:

-You did not survive as a human.

-Count Jadwigski is dead.

-You participated in the death of almost 1 other innocent person.

-You participated in the death of 1 animal.

-You did not retrieve your sheep.

-You did not cure poverty.

-You did not eliminate hunger.

-You lost 1 pint of blood.

-You did not gain any extra blood.

-You inflicted I don't remember, about $2,000, I think of property damage.

Based upon these criteria, you are awarded the Slightly Dull Silver Badge of the Aspiring Killer, Crappy Samaritan, and Nascent Pillager posthumously.

Picture coming soon!