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==Fun Pit Stories==
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Find glory by trying your luck in the pit. And by glory, I mean mild amusement.  
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===[[Platypus]]===
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*The epic tale of the sysop/demigod [[User:Platypus|Platypus]] told (primarily) by his nemesis [[User:Kevinsims22|Kevinsims22]].
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<td bgcolor="#669CC" valign="top" width="8%" colspan="3"> <b><font color=white>Title: Platypus</font color></b>
 
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<td bgcolor="#99999" valign="top" width="8%"><font color=white>Primary Author(s)</font color>
 
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</td><td bgcolor="#CCCCC" valign="top" width="8%"><font color=white>Kevinsims22</font color>
 
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<p><i><font color=white>After leaving the usual "Please check your grammar." The Platypus laid back in his chair, taking a sip of Chai Tea. Wait..What is this Platypus exclaimed as her realized someone posted something on his talk page, could it be a reply from the newb...?"</font color></i>
 
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<td bgcolor="#99999" valign="top"> <font color=gray>Length</font color>
 
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</td><td bgcolor="#CCCCC" valign="top"> <font color=gray>13 pages</font color>
 
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<td bgcolor="#99999" valign="top"> <font color=white>English Quality*</font color>
 
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</td><td bgcolor="#CCCCC" valign="top"> <font color=gray>3 /10</font color>
 
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<td bgcolor="#99999" valign="top"> <font color=white>Overall Rating</font color>
 
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<nowiki>*</nowiki><small> Overall grammar, spelling, punctuation, and coherence of the work. </small>
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==<font color="#69F">Temporary Jobs of Smutty</font>==
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<font color="#669">I'm working on one of the  [[Take a temporary job|Smutty temporary jobs]] that [[User:Anedwcan|Anedwcan]] suggested on the [[Talk:Take a temporary job|temporary job talk page]]. I might pick up another one later, but I'm currently on "[[Work as a pest control technician for Pestless Spirits, specializing in humane cockroach extermination]]." If you've read Arthur Saxon's "Saxon's Folly" (see asstr.org), please have a look at what I've got so far and let me know if I've desecrated his concept. I've taken some creative liberty with Pestless Spirits, but I'm not sure if I've gone too far or not far enough.
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:I've kind of taken a break from this. I'll get back to it later. Probably.  
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'''Review:'''
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==<font color="#69F"><div style="text-align: center;">Statistics</div></font>==
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I can't say much for the story's "objective" quality. Sometimes Kevinsims22's grammar is so bad that I can't tell what he is describing, and drawing a coherent plot from this stub is near impossible. It's often hard to tell what POV the story is written in, and the tense shifts between past and present nonsensically. It reads like a badly translated Quran, minus the poetry.
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<div style="line-height:1.6; color:#69F">''Smutty Sex Romp''</div>
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Total contributions (?): 69,495 (100%)
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This story was originally written to make fun of Platypus' relentless editing and "special messages" (''warn1'' and ''incomplete'' are my personal favorites). But even Kevinsims22 admits that the site couldn't exist without Platypus. If the only active sysop decided this place wasn't worth saving, there would be no way to combat mass spam attempts, and the fading CYOS would finally perish for good. When this story was written (2011), a shutdown like this was far less likely, so what may have been exaggeration at the time has aged into a feasible reality.
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[[User:Platypus|Platypus]]' edits: 42,276 (60.8%)
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I loved this short.  Seeing Platypus through Kevinsims22's eyes was always amusing, and his awful English only made the piece more memorable. I wish Kevinsims22 had written more before leaving this story in the pit.  
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[[User:Anedwcan|Anedwcan]]'s edits: 5,168 (7.4%)
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Stay tuned for more stories from the pit..
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[[User:Teejay|Teejay]]'s edits: 4,269 (6.1%)
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==Chat Thing==
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editthischat.chatango.com/
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This was [[User:Completionist|Completionist]]'s idea. An anonymous chatroom accessed through the link. It's faster than writing back and fourth on talk pages I suppose, but nobody has used it (Durzan left a message before, more than a year ago, but seems like he's it). Thought I might link it here anyway.  
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From a random sampling, I found that each page of Smutty Sex Romp has approximately '''160''' words (not counting options at the bottom, templates, or categories). That makes Smutty Sex Romp nearly '''3 million''' (2,902,720) words in length. To put that into perspective, the longest english-language novel ever published (A Dance to the Music of Time) has only 1 million words.  
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==Temporary Jobs of Smutty==
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I'm working on one of the  [[Take a temporary job|Smutty temporary jobs]] that [[User:Anedwcan|Anedwcan]] suggested on the [[Talk:Take a temporary job|temporary job talk page]]. I might pick up another one later, but I'm currently on "[[Work as a pest control technician for Pestless Spirits, specializing in humane cockroach extermination]]." If you've read Arthur Saxon's "Saxon's Folly" (see asstr.org), please have a look at what I've got so far and let me know if I've desecrated his concept. I've taken some creative liberty with Pestless Spirits, but I'm not sure if I've gone too far or not far enough.
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<div style="line-height:1.6; color:#69F">''Rampage''</div>
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Total contributions (*): 26,344 (100%)
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[[User:Platypus|Platypus]]' edits: 9,079 (34.5%)
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[[User:Teejay|Teejay]]'s edits: 3,301 (12.5%)
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[[User:Yihman1|Yihman]]'s edits: 2,021 (7.7%)
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Rampage articles are on average longer than those from Smutty Sex Romp, and clock in at about '''270''' words per page (using the same counting method as for Smutty). Rampage is around '''1,100,000''' words in length, having a greater word count than the entire Harry Potter series (which has 1,084,170 words).
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So I can't vouch for the accuracy of any of these numbers, but the percentages and word counts are probably very roughly correct. I've used 'contribution' and 'edit' interchangeably, neither of which necessarily indicate page creation. I'm not yet sure how to go about searching for the number of new pages each contributor is responsible for creating.
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Let me know if anyone thinks of another large contributor. These are just a few names I saw often while scrolling through the xml files.
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(?): I've gotten this number from ctrl-f searching the xml files. Because of the way large xml files display (in Notepad ++ at least) this is likely close to '''double''' the number of actual contributions (the reason it's odd is because the doubling doesn't happen consistently. Very small files have no doubling, where very large files do). This doubling won't affect percentages as much though, so those are probably close to accurate. Additionally, this number doesn't include contributions from IPs, though the IP contributions are negligible (probably just over 1% of all edits).
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(*): I have the same issues here. I don't know why I keep seeing doubled up contributions inconsistently (Platypus, Yihman, and Teejay somehow have odd numbers of contributions despite the doubling). Again, percentages are probably more accurate than the numbers.
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As I back up other stories I'll add more 'statistics.'
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==<font color="#69F">Chat Thing</font>==
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<font color="#669">editthischat.chatango.com/
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This was [[User:Completionist|Completionist]]'s idea. An anonymous chatroom accessed through the link. It's faster than writing back and forth on talk pages I suppose, but nobody has used it (Durzan left a message before, more than a year ago, but seems like he's it). Thought I might link it here anyway.
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==<font color="#69F">Credit</font>==
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<font color="#669"> Any contributions I make are available under Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) where applicable and unless otherwise specified (creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/).
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Or, y'know, just cite my username and this website if you have a mind to move anything I've written somewhere else.  
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==<font color="#69F">Other==
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I shamelessly "borrowed" the nice border example from this page on Wikipedia -> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:User_page_design_center/Style
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==Other==
 
[[User:Pickles/test]]
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[[Wait until Jason comes back]]
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[[User:Pickles/draft]]
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[[Help Jason out]]
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[[That Smutty Sex Romp story site]]
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[[Jump up on stage with them]]
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:[[Tell Penny that's not okay either]]
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[[Roll the bread into a cylinder and stuff it up your twat]]
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<font color=black>Account created 21:47, 7 May 2020
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Account created 21:47, 7 May 2020
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Current revision as of 14:59, 31 December 2020

Pickles • Talk

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Temporary Jobs of Smutty

I'm working on one of the Smutty temporary jobs that Anedwcan suggested on the temporary job talk page. I might pick up another one later, but I'm currently on "Work as a pest control technician for Pestless Spirits, specializing in humane cockroach extermination." If you've read Arthur Saxon's "Saxon's Folly" (see asstr.org), please have a look at what I've got so far and let me know if I've desecrated his concept. I've taken some creative liberty with Pestless Spirits, but I'm not sure if I've gone too far or not far enough.

I've kind of taken a break from this. I'll get back to it later. Probably.

Statistics

Smutty Sex Romp

Total contributions (?): 69,495 (100%)

Platypus' edits: 42,276 (60.8%)

Anedwcan's edits: 5,168 (7.4%)

Teejay's edits: 4,269 (6.1%)

From a random sampling, I found that each page of Smutty Sex Romp has approximately 160 words (not counting options at the bottom, templates, or categories). That makes Smutty Sex Romp nearly 3 million (2,902,720) words in length. To put that into perspective, the longest english-language novel ever published (A Dance to the Music of Time) has only 1 million words.

Rampage

Total contributions (*): 26,344 (100%)

Platypus' edits: 9,079 (34.5%)

Teejay's edits: 3,301 (12.5%)

Yihman's edits: 2,021 (7.7%)

Rampage articles are on average longer than those from Smutty Sex Romp, and clock in at about 270 words per page (using the same counting method as for Smutty). Rampage is around 1,100,000 words in length, having a greater word count than the entire Harry Potter series (which has 1,084,170 words).

So I can't vouch for the accuracy of any of these numbers, but the percentages and word counts are probably very roughly correct. I've used 'contribution' and 'edit' interchangeably, neither of which necessarily indicate page creation. I'm not yet sure how to go about searching for the number of new pages each contributor is responsible for creating.

Let me know if anyone thinks of another large contributor. These are just a few names I saw often while scrolling through the xml files.

(?): I've gotten this number from ctrl-f searching the xml files. Because of the way large xml files display (in Notepad ++ at least) this is likely close to double the number of actual contributions (the reason it's odd is because the doubling doesn't happen consistently. Very small files have no doubling, where very large files do). This doubling won't affect percentages as much though, so those are probably close to accurate. Additionally, this number doesn't include contributions from IPs, though the IP contributions are negligible (probably just over 1% of all edits).

(*): I have the same issues here. I don't know why I keep seeing doubled up contributions inconsistently (Platypus, Yihman, and Teejay somehow have odd numbers of contributions despite the doubling). Again, percentages are probably more accurate than the numbers.

As I back up other stories I'll add more 'statistics.'

Chat Thing

editthischat.chatango.com/

This was Completionist's idea. An anonymous chatroom accessed through the link. It's faster than writing back and forth on talk pages I suppose, but nobody has used it (Durzan left a message before, more than a year ago, but seems like he's it). Thought I might link it here anyway.

Credit

Any contributions I make are available under Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) where applicable and unless otherwise specified (creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/).

Or, y'know, just cite my username and this website if you have a mind to move anything I've written somewhere else.

Other

I shamelessly "borrowed" the nice border example from this page on Wikipedia -> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:User_page_design_center/Style

User:Pickles/test

User:Pickles/draft

Help Jason out

That Smutty Sex Romp story site

Jump up on stage with them

Tell Penny that's not okay either

Roll the bread into a cylinder and stuff it up your twat

Account created 21:47, 7 May 2020

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