DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Camping trip
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| - | + | Richard waved me over to the side of the hall. "Hey Loli, me and a few friends were going to go camping for summer break." | |
"The whole summer break?" I asked. | "The whole summer break?" I asked. | ||
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"Oh, well, let me check to see if it is okay with my parents." | "Oh, well, let me check to see if it is okay with my parents." | ||
| - | I called my dad real quick, confirming it was okay. Since he was always busy, it was not like we had anything planned, so I didn't think they would mind, but I wanted to confirm. I hung up and smiled at | + | I called my dad real quick, confirming it was okay. Since he was always busy, it was not like we had anything planned, so I didn't think they would mind, but I wanted to confirm. I hung up and smiled at Richard. |
"Sure, it sounds like fun! I haven't been camping since I was a little girl. Do I need to bring anything?" | "Sure, it sounds like fun! I haven't been camping since I was a little girl. Do I need to bring anything?" | ||
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I got home, packed up some clothes, making sure to also pack some shorts since skirts and dresses would not be very good for hiking and other stuff, and other necessities, slipped into a light summer dress, a floppy sun hat, some sneakers for walking, and then headed out. | I got home, packed up some clothes, making sure to also pack some shorts since skirts and dresses would not be very good for hiking and other stuff, and other necessities, slipped into a light summer dress, a floppy sun hat, some sneakers for walking, and then headed out. | ||
| - | I arrived at | + | I arrived at Richard's house, seeing the pickup and camper. "Wait," I said. "How will we all fit into the pickup? |
They looked at me strangely. "Well, only three will be able to fit in the cab, the driver and two others, unless you want to sit on someone's lap..." | They looked at me strangely. "Well, only three will be able to fit in the cab, the driver and two others, unless you want to sit on someone's lap..." | ||
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I nodded yes, and he took that for proof that he was doing what he should. | I nodded yes, and he took that for proof that he was doing what he should. | ||
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| + | I wiggled a bit, trying to get comfortable on Peter's lap. | ||
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| + | Richard started introductions. (I found an interesting website that has all these "fun" names to use: www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/dirtynames.html | ||
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| + | "So, you already know me," Richard said. | ||
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| + | Peter hit him softly on the shoulder. "Yeah, Dick is a real swell guy." | ||
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| + | I looked at Richard. "Dick? I thought your name is Richard?" | ||
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| + | He gave me a look that I didn't completely understand. "My full name is Richard Fitswell. But I go by Dick. Dick Fitswell. Only you and the teachers use Richard. All my friends call me Dick..." | ||
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| + | "Oh, sorry," I said, horrified that I had been calling him by the wrong name. | ||
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| + | "Anyways, the lucky guy who's lap you are sitting on is Peter Insidya." | ||
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| + | "In-cid-a?" I asked. | ||
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| + | "No, In-side-ya," he corrected. | ||
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| + | "Insidya. Where is that from?" | ||
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| + | "India, although it was changed a little when my ancestors immigrated to the US." | ||
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| + | "Oh, I was wondering why you were a bit darker! That makes so much sense!" | ||
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| + | Fortunately, I was unable to see Peter grimace behind me. | ||
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| + | "Anyways," Dick said, continuing, "this is Justin Hermouf." | ||
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| + | "Her-mouth?" I asked. | ||
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| + | "No, her-m-ow-f. Justin her-m-ow-f. Eastern European, before you ask." He laughed. | ||
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| + | "Okay, so, Dick Fitswell, Peter Insidya, Justin Hermouf." They each nodded in turn. "The two in the back?" | ||
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| + | One stuck his head in, reaching his hand across my chest to shake my hand. | ||
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| + | "Hi, I am Mike Oxhard." | ||
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| + | "Oxhard? Okay, this one is easy. UK, right?" | ||
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| + | I couldn't tell if he nodded, but he "Yep"ed right in my ear. His breath tickled a bit. | ||
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| + | The other one just said his name. "Harry Johnson." | ||
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| + | "Well, nice to meet you all. Dick Fitswell, Peter Insidya, Justin Hermouf, Mike Oxhard, and Harry Cox." I said, testing each of their names. "Dick, Peter, Justin, Mike, Harry. I am Loli! I am so excited to go camping with you guys." | ||
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Revision as of 06:21, 5 September 2016
Seriously? She would go on a camping trip with a few "guys"?
Well, as you can imagine, by the end of it, naked guys tied to trees, raped within an inch of their lives, could be found all over the camp. And Loli? Well, she already went home. We are still not sure how the guys will make it back to, well, anywhere, tied to trees, no clothing, and exhausted half to death.
Oh, you want a story about "Loli" going on a camping trip with lots of guys? Sigh. Okay, if you really do not like this one, I can make a different one that will get you all hot and bothered.
HA! Fooled you! No story here. Maybe I will write one later=P
PS: If you check the edit page (Just do not edit it, click cancel after), I am working on one for you, since I am in the right mood. Just find the comment (the thing surrounded by <!-- and --> in the "edit" page")
