Go to the park

From Create Your Own Story

Revision as of 20:40, 22 April 2016

It is bright and sunny and birds are chirping in the trees. To your left, you see a jogging path and a bench where you could relax and watch the joggers. To the right is a sign that says, "Come see Penny the Magician! Adults only, please. Show may become lewd." Straight ahead there's another bench where someone's left a bag of breadcrumbs.

In the nearby carpark, a SUV pulls up, and a hot-looking granny, wearing tracksuit pants and jacket hops out. She opens the back seat and takes out a boombox, what look like a bunch of exercise tapes and an exercise mat. She closes the door and walks into the nearby woods.

In a more deserted part of the park, you find no-one but Gillian Anderson (yes, the Gillian Anderson!) sitting on a bench, appearing to have neck problems. She is wearing the same see-through dress she wore at the Glamour Awards.

Do you:

• Sit down and watch for jogging babes
• Go see Penny the Magician
• Sit down and feed the birds
• Follow the granny into the woods
• Rub Gillian Anderson's neck
• Rub Gillian Anderson's neck... then unzip her dress