AOTC: Mace Windu

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You're Mace Windu. Jedi Master. Member of the Jedi Council. Fucking badass. You've killed more men than you can count, and everyone of them deserved it, guaranteed. You've fucked every kind of ass and pussy there is from Corascant to the Outer Rim, and everyone of them never had better. You're Mace god damn Windu.
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{{HeadingB|[[Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones|Mace Windu, Jedi Master]]}}
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You wake up in your quarters in the Jedi Temple. It's morning. You sit up and scratch your big black balls, yawning. It's then you notice your giant raging morning wood pressing into your sheets. You groan, irritated. When you get morning wood like this it will stick with you all day unless you take care of it quick. And a giant painful boner like this will take something really hot to deal with...well get to it motherfucker! You've got work to do!
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You were born into the harsh, unforgiving jungles of Haruun Kal which claimed your parents while you were barely six months old. You were taken in by the Jedi Order, raised in the hallowed Temple on Coruscant and trained by Grand Master Yoda himself. You earned your right to wield a purple blade after facing a trial on Hurikane. You hunted down the killer Uda-Khalid, fought Gorm the Dissolver in the Arkanian Revolution, and created and mastered Vaapad, the seventh form of lightsaber combat.
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Where do you go?
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You can see shatterpoints; the fault lines in the skin of the Force, which allow you to see how all things are connected, and how all things can break. The Force flows through you more strongly than any Jedi in a thousand years, save for Master Yoda himself. You are a Master of the High Council, and second to the Grand Master of the Order.
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*[[The Jedi Temple hanger; you've got to get offworld to find pussy strong enough...]]
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You are Mace Windu, and you are:
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*[[The Jedi Council chamber; you need a Jedi Master to blow your load...]]
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*[[The Jedi Training chambers; Knight or Padawan you need some force-powered relief...]]
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*[[Hail a hovertaxi; you need to get out to get some action...]]
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*[[AOTC: Mace Windu: Jedi Temple|Relaxing in the Jedi Temple.]]
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[[Category:Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga]]
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*[[AOTC: Mace Windu: Coruscant|On Coruscant, awaiting a meeting with the Supreme Chancellor.]]
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*[[AOTC: Mace Windu: Geonosis|On Geonosis, marshaling a Jedi strike force.]]
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{{StarStatus|char=Mace Windu|movie=Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones|location=Jedi Temple, Coruscant}}
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[[Category:Star Wars: Attack of the Clones| Windu, Mace]]
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Current revision as of 23:30, 21 July 2015

Mace Windu, Jedi Master

You were born into the harsh, unforgiving jungles of Haruun Kal which claimed your parents while you were barely six months old. You were taken in by the Jedi Order, raised in the hallowed Temple on Coruscant and trained by Grand Master Yoda himself. You earned your right to wield a purple blade after facing a trial on Hurikane. You hunted down the killer Uda-Khalid, fought Gorm the Dissolver in the Arkanian Revolution, and created and mastered Vaapad, the seventh form of lightsaber combat.

You can see shatterpoints; the fault lines in the skin of the Force, which allow you to see how all things are connected, and how all things can break. The Force flows through you more strongly than any Jedi in a thousand years, save for Master Yoda himself. You are a Master of the High Council, and second to the Grand Master of the Order.

You are Mace Windu, and you are:

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Mace Windu
Setting:
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
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