Hard on? Wait a minute, I'm a woman

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Revision as of 21:38, 28 November 2007

This wiki has been conquered by the Roman Empire. Do not resist. We have already destroyed several wikis. Your perverted heap of shit is next.

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-Rubbing your eyes groggily, you wonder why you think you have a hard on.  Not that you would mind having a raging hard on between your legs, pumping your pussy...going out and finding a willing hard on, or at least a hard dildo, might be a good idea.  Then again, you wouldn't mind staying home today.  But one thing remains certain:
+<Censored> by '''[[User:Gaius Flaminius the Censor|Gaius Flaminius the Censor]]'''.
-You're fucking horny!
+This wiki has been conquered by the Roman Empire. Do not resist. We have already destroyed several wikis. Your perverted heap of shit is next.
-You:
-*[[Break out one of your trusty dildos.]]
-*[[Break out one of your trusty vibrators.]]
-*[[Break out one (or more) or your trusty fingers.]]
-*[[Reach for your nightstand, grab your cell phone, program your number into the autodialer, and make good use of the vibrate setting.]]
-Or maybe get out of bed and:
-*[[Head to the pub]]
-*[[Walk the streets]]
-*[[Go to the beach]]
-*[[Start knocking on doors in your apartment building]]
-*[[Troll the internet and look for something kinky locally]]
-Or do you:
-*[[Roll over so you can go back to sleep]]
-{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Horny & Hormonal|MP=0|Level=1}}
-[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]