Go get bandages

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Current revision as of 01:51, 26 November 2007

Unfortunantly, doing this means you have to come out from under the bed. The cat leaps on you and attacks.

THE END.

P.S. I could describe what happened, but that may prove unacceptable to some of our viewers. This is a KID'S story.

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-Unfortunantly, doing this means you have to come out from under the bed. The cat leaps on you and attacks. Your hair is torn out by the cat while you thrash wildly. The cat only holds on tighter, peeling your scalp from your skull. You scream as you fall to the floor. The cat gouges out your eyes and cuts out your tongue. You feel it castrate you with a meat hook and you bleed to death as the cat grinds your bones to dust.
+Unfortunantly, doing this means you have to come out from under the bed. The cat leaps on you and attacks.
 THE END.
+P.S. I could describe what happened, but that may prove unacceptable to some of our viewers. This is a KID'S story.
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